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DEAR Victoria Racing Club
You are a joke, a stick in the mud spiralling through a time warp.
And yes, I am talking through my un-tailored "kick".
I attended the races yesterday because I had to. Few go to the races in winter, not on days as cold as yesterday, where the vast flatness of Flemington makes it as appealing as a day at the gulag.
I wore nice black pants that cost me about $80. A gate nark described them as jeans. If these black dacks were jeans, then Black Caviar is a steeplechaser.
I wore shiny black shoes, a nice new blue jumper, a nice tie, a nice business shirt and a winter overcoat that was a bit crumpled but, hey, I'm not George Hamilton.
I approached the entrance to the members' enclosure and was advised by the gatekeeper that I was inappropriately dressed.
The jeans, she said.
I slunk off to the raceday office to seek a special black "jeans" clearance.
The young bloke behind the desk frowned, saying he'd have to make a phone call. A few minutes later a friendly woman handed me a special clearance card and escorted me to the gatekeeper.
"I'd better come with you, just in case she thinks it's a fake. It (faking approval slips) happens," she said.
"No wonder no one comes to the races any more," I huffed back.
A mate in the press room later related a similar "you're a joke, Flemington" tale.
He said he went to the members' bar last spring with a leading trainer and ordered two beers. A nark spied his media pass and told him that if he didn't un-order the beers she'd call security.
Working media, even those employed not by the VRC but by Rupert Murdoch or someone else, are not allowed to have a beer at Flemington, apparently, in case they get sloshed and remove their tailored pants.
I checked out the long list of "not acceptables" on the Flemington dress code.
I already knew bright, colourful suits were out because two gay blokes complained to me two years ago that they'd been booted from the members' for being too bright.
Shoes without socks are out. Leading owner John O'Neil never wears socks because he reckons they're a bad omen. Lucky for him, the style police have never cast their eyes towards his ankles.
"Designer" tears are out, as are golf and yachting waterproofs, waist-length jackets, including leather, and kilts.
The Duke of Edinburgh might welcome an American president to Balmoral in a kilt, but he can't have a beer in a Flemington members' bar in one (especially not in the company of a reporter).
So, yes Flemington, you are a spiralling stick in the mud and you have been since you tried to entice spunky Jean Shrimpton to cover her gloriously naked legs.
You should be relaxing with the times, trying anything and everything to lure people back to the track and away from the footy (where duffle coats are encouraged), yet you carry on like a pack of 1950s' snobs.
By the way, I saw a tumbleweed bounce through the members' enclosure yesterday. Where was its tailored suit?
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It's not just restricted to Flemington.We were denied at Moonee Valley last year, for not having ties that were deemed suitable...Two of the party of 4 had borrowed ties as they weren't aware they had to wear them, and they didn't match the jacket and shirts they had too well. The gate keeper did say they normally have suitable ties there for day use, but they had all been taken.
Got the feeling they just didn't want us there...Will test it again in about a months time..
Sometimes it appears they are more worried about WHO is attending and not how many.. Great letter
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All members are snobs I don't see the need to make a distinction. If you don't like the dresscode, there's plenty of room with the rest of us plebs
8-}i think a punter has to bet $80 for the club to recover the cost of entry on a Satruday. I can recall (not sure if it is accurate) that the club gets about 15% of all bets placed on course...So put that with the profit from a few drinks and a bit of food and it is very easy to recover the entry cost.... and if it increases the attendnce by 10%..I'd suggest most clubs would be well in front.
A 2 month trial supported by their online FB and other medium advertising(low cost) would be the ideal way to gauge if it is advantageous or not....
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the only downside to throwing the gates open every saturday is getting people to pay to attend the races on the big days. People will get used to it being free so paying entry of 30 odd dollars on super sat will keep the people away imo.
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:)
normally only gents, bru.
saw a boxer, not danny up there in a skin tight t-shirt..probably gucci but what the pharque.
rules for some...rules for others.
wankers!!!