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  • dungydungy    9,278 posts
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    PENGUIN is in those TAB freak ads isnt he?

    he is the reason people stay at home to bet nowadays

    Ahhhh good point Della he is harmless can ber a pain in the ass at times but he is a character
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    lucky kalaf did a lot of good things in his time but one of the best was dragging the penguin through the ring by the ear and kicking him up the arse at the same time

    got a well deserved standing ovation
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  • TheFunksterTheFunkster    3,840 posts
    New abode?
    Does it have padded walls? :P
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  • SemipropunterSemipropunter    438 posts
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    New abode?
    Does it have padded walls? :P


    Are you feeling unwanted now that Falcon is the object of Patto's affections?

    On a completely unrelated matter, patto's "animal sound of the week" sounded like he was saying "orgy, orgy, orgy". I know it was Oh gee oh gee oh gee(which is not any less concerning tbh). Has Patto moved in near a red light district?
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  • thefalconthefalcon    20,471 posts
    You're up late, semipro...been to the red light district? :lol:
    No good when ya gotta pay for it.... :oops:
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  • ChuckRuckmanChuckRuckman    61 posts
    said:

    lucky kalaf did a lot of good things in his time but one of the best was dragging the penguin through the ring by the ear and kicking him up the arse at the same time

    got a well deserved standing ovation

    I have a photo of the legend.
    How can I put the photo up on here?
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  • ChuckRuckmanChuckRuckman    61 posts
    said:

    PENGUIN is in those TAB freak ads isnt he?

    he is the reason people stay at home to bet nowadays

    He is kicked out of most TAB's.
    He is ok...you just have to understand him.
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  • SemipropunterSemipropunter    438 posts
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    You're up late, semipro...been to the red light district? :lol:
    No good when ya gotta pay for it.... :oops:

    Stop changing the subject. You're lucky Patto lives in Melbourne otherwise you might have to take out a restraining order. The guy mentioned you on at least three occassions. Sounds like he's got a man crush. :lol:
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  • HotJulesHotJules    229 posts
    Punting Patto is a legend. Came across this bloke at another site years ago. Good to see he is still doing his thing. Keep up the crazy antics Patto.
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  • TheDivaTheDiva    13,248 posts
    Falcon features prominently in Patto's review again this week. You've won a heart Falc! :lol:
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  • thefalconthefalcon    20,471 posts
    He's only human!! :lol: :lol:
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  • slipatiptomeslipatiptome    3,351 posts
    With this undercurrent of negativity about Punting Patto I sense the opportunity for 'Punning Slippo' to step up. :D :D
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  • TheDivaTheDiva    13,248 posts
    Go on slip! Give it a go.... :wink:
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  • thefalconthefalcon    20,471 posts
    What does he do in real life, Diva?
    Probably lectures physics at Melb. Uni.... :shock:
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  • TheDivaTheDiva    13,248 posts
    Not sure Falc. I know he's a bit of a muso on the side though. Might even crack out his guitar for you next week!
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  • PunterPunter    947 posts
    Has he had a winner?
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  • TheDivaTheDiva    13,248 posts
    Has picked a few. He's no Ian Lenton, but gets a few winners! :wink:
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  • thefalconthefalcon    20,471 posts
    Next week!!! :shock:
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  • PrattyPratty    244 posts
    said:

    Next week!!! :shock:

    Haha Patto will sing for Falcon
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  • slipatiptomeslipatiptome    3,351 posts
    Suggestions for new segments:

    Falcon's Flutter     - Falcon's Tip of the Day (and a whinge if he wants)

    Dungy's Pikelet - Dungy analyses William Pike's rides for the day and nominates the best chance

    Carey's Critique - Carey assesses the administration side of Racing as only he can

    BC's Picture Tip of the Day     - Della with appropriate wig, fake beard and glasses does it Rolf Harris style drawing the picture clue.

    H Bomber's Racing History - The Bomber take a weekly look at Hibernian's Races with particular focus on the victories. ( Initially a four week segment)

    Rusty's 'R' Rated Avatar of the Wee    k - Nothing to do with racing... simply for your viewing pleasure

    Where's Darren? - We play back a race where Darren Mac (by the time he gets back to them) can't pick the placings. Viewer announces the correct placings (obvious) to win a prize

    Because we know Dazza has a good sense of humour we can alternate with another comp:

    Don't Say it Darren - We play back a race where Darren comments in running how well a horse is travelling (or other comments indicating it's going to win) and then press pause. Viewer has to decide whether the horse goes on to win or not.

    Can you Stomach Wes Cameron's Tip    : Instead of the dartboard we use our faithful forum contributor Wes' belly and paint numbers on it. Probably best we use rubber darts and jello..... though that may excite him.
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  • TheDivaTheDiva    13,248 posts
    very funny slip! now we just need someone as mad as Patto and with the time and patience to follow thru and produce something!
    I would happily post any of the above if someone sent us a video!
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  • SuburbanPunkSuburbanPunk    199 posts
    Rubber darts may excite me Slip if I turn around and bend over.
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  • TheDivaTheDiva    13,248 posts
    Punting Patto is back on the basis that no one sent us in a funnier video this week and if I'm not wrong, I think he is serenading the Falcon???

    image

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  • thefalconthefalcon    20,471 posts
    :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!!

    Looks like he needs a bloody good feed... :wink:
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  • TheDivaTheDiva    13,248 posts
    maybe a trip to melbourne and a romantic dinner is in order falc?
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  • thefalconthefalcon    20,471 posts
    :shock:
    I might be there for Caulfield Guineas!!! :wink:
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  • robertdrobertd    138 posts
    said:

    :shock:
    I might be there for Caulfield Guineas!!! :wink:

    you'd better give him some good tips then falcon cause looks like he can't afford to eat :lol:
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  • thefalconthefalcon    20,471 posts
    Yeah, probably all ribs & prick like the drover's dog... :P
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  • slipatiptomeslipatiptome    3,351 posts
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!!

    Looks like he needs a bloody good feed... :wink:

    He's entered for a race at Warrnambool Dogs tonight.
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  • GaryHGaryH    1,012 posts
    A winner.......just in case no one has ever seen one from Patto :lol:

    Ringmeister $6.10/1.70
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